MY LAWS
BY ORDER OF PRINCE CAMP THE FIRST
LIST OF ILLEGAL THINGS
- Petting/stroking my hair
- Deanna
- Dissing my sassiness
- Justin Bieber
- Olives
- The wiry bits that stick out of braces
- Having chocolate in a room but not giving me any
- Not accepting my coat when I offer it to you and it’s snowing and raining and you are blatantly freezing
- Deanna
- Calling me fucking “Kittens”
- Kicking a box with a banana in it
- Rick Santorum
- Rubbing me ANYWHERE
