Full time pirate with a scarf and Jarvis Cocker look-alike. Lesbian. Made a stupid ass Hannibal game. made a stupid ass Sherlock game. Currently in the process of making a stupid ass Pacific Rim game. Like long walk on hte beach and vintage sci fi.

/tagged/gif for all my dumb selfies and
tagged/romantic+frustration for me being a piece of trash

 

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

PA/asst. director’ing on cinematicbook’s film this week!! super excited!!

PA/asst. director’ing on cinematicbook’s film this week!! super excited!!

you can be lesbian in the kim kardashian game and no one gives a shit??? hell fucking yeahhhhhhhh

Im doing it. Im downloading the kim kardashian game.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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dersedreamer:

Yesterday I fell into my closet came out as Rose and ended up in a field of wildflowers we just don’t know.

Rose Lalonde | Photography

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

manafromheaven:

silentevilx:

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud)